I guess I'm awake now. A few minutes ago, in bed: (I usually sleep on my side in the bed.)
Me: ZZZzzz...
Cat: "You're sleeping? Here; let me sit next to you and hit you in the face with my swooshing tail."
Me: "Unnnhhhh; cat - I'm trying to sleep." (I roll over to face the other direction, away from the cat)
(Cat crawls over me to the other side and continues)
Cat: "Excuse me but I'm not done whacking you in the face with my tail."