I am outside every day, since I bike to work.

One problem is that the average January low for example is -13.6111C, which means there's not a lot of exposed skin (or eyes) on the ride.

Another problem is that my dad had skin cancer, and that's not even on the Irish/Swedish side of the family.

I'm not sure if you're insinuating I can't eat puffs and eat at the same time, but I am a pretty talented puff eater.