Did you phrase that sarcastically, or are you just not aware of what https://ipfs.io/ is?
There is a https://gateway.ipfs.io/ already, but it's a bit underpowered. The real solution around that is to access IPFS natively, using your own peer. Cloudflare would prefer that you send all your supposedly decentralized data straight through their datacenter instead, where they can report your activities to their overlords.
Cloudflare: Recentralizing the redecentralized web, one service at a time.
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